Until the sun comes out again for you, my umbrella is big enough for two.
-Unknown
It will protect you against the scorching heat of the sun
and your friends will ask 'What's with the payong (umbrella)? :)
It will protect you against the rain (pouring like crazy or not)
/sorry Kat, I stole your profile picture. And thank you, too!/
You may use it as a cane
You may also use it as a weapon. In fact, that's the only weapon (aside from alcohol and pepper spray?) that will be allowed inside the LRT/MRT (subway) without any question (at least in my opinion).
Aside from its daily purpose, you may also use it for pictorial – pre-nuptial, wedding, etc.
Or an accessory during a costume party!
And take home the Best in Costume Award! :)
So what are you waiting for?
Own one today!
Thank you Google images for the cane, weapon and wedding pictures!